What am I doing?

Ok.. So its like 12:43 a:m and I am at the peaking point of procrastination. Your probably wondering  whats going on in my mind?  well other then the fact that I’m craving turkey and stuffing I can’t help but think about how stupid I was when I was younger.

1. I thought The U.S.A was all 7 continents put together

2. Like most asians, I thought I had a huge belly becuase a watermelon was growing in it by eating seeds..

3. I thought babys were pooped out

4. I swore to my parents that I jumpd off the balcony and survived…I acutally did..in my dreams

5. I honestly believed in Santa until 6th grade where some retard kids crushed my dreams by telling me to look in my closet (screw them!)

6.Wrote my first crush a love letter and got excited when she read it and started to walk towards me!…she ended up passing me to the trash cans and threw it away..

7. Used to fart at my dad…I think I got the living shit knocked out of me.

8. Wore 4 XL shirts cus I was “thug” and it hid my fat

9. Hid behind trash cans during the mile in P.E

10. Ding Dong ditched empty houses

11. Got so effing scared because this older idiot told me that if your goch gets hard that means you have penis cancer.

and I could go on but I need to do my work

pc.

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